Any good way to avoid viruses? How can I not get them? Oh, okay what about porn sites? Are porn sites bad about it?
I’m actually not raging about this one. A) he was asking as he bought the computer, so he wasn’t being an idiot, he was taking a preventive measure and B) it’s bold because he yelled this in a room full of people to make sure I heard him. Hilarious.
Just save all my pictures. Don’t worry about saving my music, I can re-download that again later; it’s not like I pay for that.
Wtf is this, why do people even say these things to me.
He told me to bring this in. He said it doesn’t work. I don’t know what’s wrong with it, he just said it doesn’t work.
…..you have got to be fucking joking.
I mean, you’ll tell me if my computer is worth fixing, right?
Yes, I will.
No, it isn’t.
Leave me alone.
You mean the warranty doesn’t cover virus clean-ups? What good is a warranty if it doesn’t cover anything?
I dunno, what good is Frostwire if it just gives you viruses and a federal indictment? Furthermore, what good is that online college if you’re still going to be white trash, anyways?
You guys don’t do that/don’t have a laptop that cheap? Well, my friend said that you guys…
Fuck your friend. They don’t work here, I do, and I’m telling you what we can do. Your friend is full of shit.
Customer enters store and begins looking around. Oh hey, you guys have nice computers. Looks around at computers, asking about prices. Yeah, I bought a used one from you guys; it works really nice. Well, except it’s freezing up a lot. Especially when it runs this one scan. I attempt to explain what the scan is doing. Well…wait, it’s in the car, let me get it for you.
…wait, what the fuck? Why didn’t you bring your computer in with you in the first place? That’s obviously why you came here. Why did you just wander in and shoot the breeze for five minutes, then decide to ask me to look at your computer? You obviously don’t pack up your computer and take it with you to go to Wal*Mart, so what the fuck?
This is a shockingly common occurrence. You don’t take your kid to the doctor and then leave them in the car until you get the doctor’s attention. Why the fuck do the unwashed masses of this backwater county do it with their computers?
You need to take in my computer to clean it up? But…my Farmville cows will die!!
YOUR. FARMVILLE. COWS. ARE. NOT. REAL.
I answer this fucking question every single day. Fuck you!! Play a real game!!
Well, I mean, I just wanted to know if you had this, I don’t need anything else, my son-in-law knows all about this stuff already.
Oh, sorry, then why are you asking me? You should probably ask your son-in-law. Don’t worry, though. When he pushes the wad of chewing tobacco to the other side of his cheek and declares he doesn’t know how the clicky thing works, we’ll still be here. Douche.